Thursday, December 2, 2010

CLEANING DAY

Cleaning up after 5 boys can be challenging and scary. For instance, you learn to NEVER reach blindly into their jeans pockets, but rather fold them inside out and dump them, unless you like grabbing crusted frogs, fresh worms or other unidentifiable things.

Today is my only day off work so I decide to get the cleaning done. I start in my 7 & 8 year old, Gabriel and Asher's room. After tossing a few choice words around at yet another hole in the wall I decide to vacuum. Grrr - Micah, my oldest son, used the vacuum last and the tube is now packed so tight nothing will suck up. How many times do I tell them to pick the big stuff up. You can't vacuum everything! A half hour later I finally get it unplugged, but when I arrive back to the bedroom I find our dog, Woody, has pulled the, very full, vacuum bag off and tore it up all over the room. Wait, it gets better. I go to the kitchen to get another bag aannnd we're out!

Next, laundry. I decide I'll go get the laundry I dried last night and fold it. I arrive in the laundry room to find that my son, Jonah, wanted to use the dryer for his clothes so he just threw my clothes out onto the dirty floor. Oh Lord, help me.

Onto the frig. Other than finding some pretty scary things way in the back it went without a hitch.

Here was my main mission of the day. Finding out where all these flies are coming from. I've never before had flies in the house in DECEMBER! Upon arriving to my son Jude's room, the mystery was solved. His room had MANY flies. The culprit? The guinea pig. So gross. After I disinfected the entire cage, surroundings and his room....... I  called it a day.

Sometimes cleaning up after 5 boys you don't get very far. It's a slow, never ending process of just taking care of the of the immediate needs of the house, like, today was the flies. Tomorrow? Who knows, could be anything, and I do mean ANYTHING!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Kids say the darndest things

My 12 yr. son, Jude, asked my 7 yr. old, Asher, why he was so small. He said, "Because mom doesn't want me to grow up."... He's right.


I was tucking Asher, then 5, and Gabriel, then 6, into bed. I first tucked Gabriel in then went over to Asher, and I heard Gabriel say, "I just LOVE Jesus, He's SO nice.".... He's right.


Their little minds are always whirling and they come up with some really incredible thoughts. Children are much smarter and have much more to offer than we give them credit for. Mine are always making me laugh.... and think.


Sorry, I just can't leave these out........


3-year-old:
‘Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.’


One particular four-year-old prayed,
‘And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.’


Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"